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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:30 pm
Because that's a radiator, that's a fire extinguisher and this is a chip shop.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:30 pm
No, I just had an ice cream.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:34 pm
<With a Scots accent, again>

"The rrregiment voted to have it mended."
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:46 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Ohhh Sean, here's $10.00, get yourself a nice Irish girl.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 07:06 pm
Oh no. Now I've lost my girlfriend.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 09:13 pm
That's no excuse for not writing to your mother.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 09:17 pm
I'll do the dishes.
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 10:59 pm
@hingehead,
"Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 11:44 pm
Sure does.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 11:44 pm
Hey asshole! Get off my car!
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jul, 2013 12:35 am
"Some people are no good at telling jokes."
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neologist
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jul, 2013 01:08 am
And finished it off in mid air
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cherrie
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jul, 2013 06:24 pm
Because a motorbike has no doors.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jul, 2013 07:41 pm
"And besides this is a hardware store."
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neologist
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jul, 2013 09:17 pm
Cheeze! I thought we were in New York!
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jul, 2013 12:51 am
"Let me ask you -- if it makes you sick, why do you do it?"
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jul, 2013 03:10 am
I can't remember where I live.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jul, 2013 08:38 pm
Her ankles.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jul, 2013 08:38 pm
Do you have a bronze kiwi?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jul, 2013 08:39 pm
Hey asshole, it's three in the morning!
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