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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:49 pm
i just saw the pope go by on rollerskates
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:53 pm
Got any cheeeeeese?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:58 pm
Rectum? ****, it killed 'im.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:09 pm
turn it over....
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:10 pm
Oh that's what I got for selling the dolls.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:13 pm
they are not, they're calling it a goddamn shovel
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:13 pm
Did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:46 pm
when he clicked them together, they played Stormy Weather, and lightning shot out of his ass
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 01:53 pm
What you mean, "we", kemosabe?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 02:11 pm
Oh bucko... I can't believe you think I'm a leprechaun....
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 03:42 pm
@DrewDad,
That line is as old as the hills. In fact, Wikipedia has an article on it!

Quote:
No soap radio is the traditional punch line for a prank joke which has a body not related to the punchline itself, but is made as if it were humorous by participants in the prank. The first known reference to this form of anti-humor was in the late 1940s.[1]



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 04:01 pm
@Phoenix32890,
I know. I looked it up before I made my post.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 04:02 pm
The aristocrats...
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 04:11 pm
Bowels have to move...teepee full of ****
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Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 05:54 pm
Moby's dick
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 06:21 pm
@Gelisgesti,
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids.
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 06:43 pm
He went from the flying plan into the friar
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 04:58 am
@mags314772,
I don't know, but my wallet's gone.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 05:13 am
@jespah,
It's a long way to tip a Rarie.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:02 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Quote:
Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst. Five sessions a week. And what does he talk about? Me."
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