Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover it with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
"Dale! Get out your headlights. Trigger is stuck in Grand Canyon."
And he stuck with that story all through the trial.
it's okay Father...they'll probably never let me in that A&P again either...
Hit the ball and drag George.
Plop................... It's a bird!
Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
A duck with a flame-thrower.
@Merry Andrew,
You can see footprints in the butter!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@kickycan,
A blonde doing cartwheels!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, this is a Westinghouse.
@DrewDad,
Your face look Zachary like your butt
See? I told you we wouldn't need to amputate.
