I'm torn, so I'm not sure if I wanna getem
Gus is using a tractor for protection? Now I am reeeaally impressed. That's no pitchfork!!
Montana, it sounds like you are one horny beeyatch and right on! I know you are not the shag 'em and leave type but it sounds like that's all Frenchy is good for. His 'issues' are too much crap to throw your way. However .... he doesn't have a car, and can't drive (?) so when you go for your booty-call, it's you calling the shots. You drop by, leave satisfied and go home. He can't drop by your place unexpectedly. Pity you're such a nice girl. If it were me, I would jump his bones, delighted we don't speak the same lingo (it would be easy to feign confusion when he is asking you for money, a ride, to do him favors). It sounds like you want a relationship along with that sex, so keep looking .....
Hey ya Heeven, he can drive and I've seen him drive (his ex girlfriends car), but for some reason, he has no car of his own.
Yeah, I'm much more interested in a relationship, but sometimes I'd settle for just jumping his bones. Usually happens a lot in the spring and around a full moon.
I've recovered from my recent horny spell, but it'll be back as soon as I recover from this never ending head cold. Headaches don't do much for any desires what so ever, other than sleeping.
Spring is here and that is trully my horny season.
Who knows, maybe I'll change my ways and start doing the sex without relationship thing. Gotta get drunk for that though, so I could head over to the Rockin Rodeo and snag me one of them sexy cowboy bouncers they got wandering around there. Those bouncers are perfect for one night stands :-D
Montana wrote:
Who knows, maybe I'll change my ways and start doing the sex without relationship thing.
Just make your choice wisely. If you decide on a friend.....just be prepared. I've had that backfire on me TWICE in the past year. Both guys got serious when it was agreed upon that we wouldn't do that. NOT good on friendships. But seriously.....I don't know how you do it. I get moody and bitchy after a week without it. But so it goes.....you learn to live with it "to a degree".....but damn, woman.......you are made of steel!
Anyhow, just food for thought on friends with benefits if you go that path. :wink:
Montana wrote:Hey ya Heeven, he can drive and I've seen him drive (his ex girlfriends car), but for some reason, he has no car of his own.
Yeah, I'm much more interested in a relationship, but sometimes I'd settle for just jumping his bones. Usually happens a lot in the spring and around a full moon.
I've recovered from my recent horny spell, but it'll be back as soon as I recover from this never ending head cold. Headaches don't do much for any desires what so ever, other than sleeping.
Spring is here and that is trully my horny season.
Who knows, maybe I'll change my ways and start doing the sex without relationship thing. Gotta get drunk for that though, so I could head over to the Rockin Rodeo and snag me one of them sexy cowboy bouncers they got wandering around there. Those bouncers are perfect for one night stands :-D
seriously, full moons are insane, i always have a weird bad luck spell during them. and then you really do feel like mating like crazy.
Izzie wrote:Gus a no show then a?
Nope! The geezer stood me up again! Yes again! He's done this before and I don't know if I'll ever trust him again.
I'm thinking about cutting the brake wires on his tractor ;-)
JustBrooke wrote:Montana wrote:
Who knows, maybe I'll change my ways and start doing the sex without relationship thing.
Just make your choice wisely. If you decide on a friend.....just be prepared. I've had that backfire on me TWICE in the past year. Both guys got serious when it was agreed upon that we wouldn't do that. NOT good on friendships. But seriously.....I don't know how you do it. I get moody and bitchy after a week without it. But so it goes.....you learn to live with it "to a degree".....but damn, woman.......you are made of steel!
Anyhow, just food for thought on friends with benefits if you go that path. :wink:
Yeah, I hear ya Brooke. I've thought about that, which is one of the reasons I avoid that kind of friendship. I was just thinkin about going to the Rodeo, get drunk and do me a cowboy. No friendship, just a plain old roll in the hay and then a "nice to meet ya, see ya" kinda thing ;-)
I don't think I'm so much made of steel as I am cob webs at this point
OGIONIK wrote:Montana wrote:Hey ya Heeven, he can drive and I've seen him drive (his ex girlfriends car), but for some reason, he has no car of his own.
Yeah, I'm much more interested in a relationship, but sometimes I'd settle for just jumping his bones. Usually happens a lot in the spring and around a full moon.
I've recovered from my recent horny spell, but it'll be back as soon as I recover from this never ending head cold. Headaches don't do much for any desires what so ever, other than sleeping.
Spring is here and that is trully my horny season.
Who knows, maybe I'll change my ways and start doing the sex without relationship thing. Gotta get drunk for that though, so I could head over to the Rockin Rodeo and snag me one of them sexy cowboy bouncers they got wandering around there. Those bouncers are perfect for one night stands :-D
seriously, full moons are insane, i always have a weird bad luck spell during them. and then you really do feel like mating like crazy.
Same here on the "mating like crazy thing"! Spring does that to me too.
Jeeez! Like it's not bad enough without the moon and spring to make me all crazy
Lash wrote:Montana--
How'd it go?
Hey Lash girl :-D
How'd what go? If you mean the job, I didn't start yet. Gotta call boss lady right now and see. I'll keep you posted.
If you meant Gus, he was a no show.
If you meant Frenchy, I stopped stalking him, so I don't know where that's gonna go, if it ever goes anywhere. If he wants me, he knows where to find me.
Imaginary lovers
Never turn you down
If all the others turn you away
They're around
It's my private pleasure
With my fantasy
Someone to share my wildest dreams
With me
Imaginary lover,
You're mine, anytime,
Imaginary lover,
Ooh yeah
When ordinary lovers
Don't feel what you feel
And real-life situations
Lose their thrill
Imagination's unreal
Imaginary lover
Imaginary lover,
You're mine, anytime
Imaginary lovers
Never disagree
They always care, they're always there
When you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Imaginary lover
Imaginary lover,
You're mine, all the time
My imaginary lover,
You're mine, all the time
You're playing my tune Chumly, but my imaginary lover has gotten quite boring over the years
If it's any consolation my real lover has also!
Isn't that why we're all here?
Hi sweets (that is not you, Chum)
RH
.........hands personal lubricant to rockhead and heads to the fridge for a beer.......
Hey Rockhead :-D
Hey Chumly, you wanna grab me one of them beers while you're there.
It's off to the city for the rest of the week, so have a nice week all :-D
