I'm a Stalker!

Montana wrote:

I know, but after talking myself down from my temporary insanity spell, I figure it might be a good idea to let her have this one ;-)

<that's our little secret though, ok Gus>

Hey now!

Ya know Brooke, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. I'm all horned up and everything and the man still turns me on, so why not?

Brooke sees a man with a pitchfork and her knees buckle.

Why, oh, god....why must I have that effect on women?


It is my cross to bear.

Ok, that means I must enter back into stalker mode and hunt the man down like a horny dog

I'll let you know where I decide to tie him up, so you can rush down here for Frenchy fun

Not just any man, Gus.

You're the only pitchfork kinda guy I'd let crawl on top of me. Or under me. Or behind me. Or back me up against the wall.

Montana wrote:

Ok, that means I must enter back into stalker mode and hunt the man down like a horny dog

I'll let you know where I decide to tie him up, so you can rush down here for Frenchy fun

Careful now! It's actually starting to sound like fun!

Yeah me too. So drop your pants......hang onto your pitchfork and get ur scrawny ass over here.

I'm all horny too, but I gotta go take a nap while I wait for Gus.

Gus, just climb in when you get here ;-)