@farmerman,
Your proclivity towards adverse personal health issues was recently exemplified by the injury you sustained when saving a child from the ravages of a wild bovine.
I urge you to save yourself such pain and suffering and join the GOP, whereby pushing the child into the path of the bull would have given you time to safely flee.
Maybe you have a propensity to help and educate others—due, of course, not to a proclivity for pretentiousness, but because you simply have a penchant for humankind. Or perhaps you have a predilection for hospital cuisine.
Gummibär iz the best medicine. Get well soonest.