I just went outside to smoke and there was a skunk on the street. Sent your minions did you?
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:17 am
dammit! I was just going to declare you worn out and asleep, and bring out the secret shrubbery for the rest of us to frolic in!
Er, we have no skunks in Australia - must be someone else's minion...
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:18 am
Leave thy vain bibble babble.
Rudesby, begone!
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Craven de Kere
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:19 am
God is weary of your antics. Get thee behind me satan.
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:20 am
hmmmm - he seems asleep indeed.....
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:22 am
Damn - they praise you and make an ass of you. Now your foes tell you plainly you are an ass: so that by your foes, sir, you profit in the knowledge of yourself, and by your friends you are abused.
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CodeBorg
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:28 am
To thine own enemy be true
elst thou ne'er shall grow strong.
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:31 am
Wise words, li'l space being!
I was just about to say that, having driven every sane person (and Craven, it seems!) from the thread, I was looking forward to my bonsai lessons!
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CodeBorg
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 02:51 am
Tomorrow's another day. Perhaps God may give us some
instructions for proper bonsai or righteous shrubbery!
Let us prune.
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 03:05 am
yes - tomorrow is another thicket!
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Craven de Kere
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 05:23 pm
How's the statue coming along? Are the proportions indeed ridiculous?
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CodeBorg
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 06:25 pm
It's a shrubbery, so insofar as it may be considered a statue,
what we have so far is a bush.
This may take a little time...
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 06:49 pm
If he be truly a deity, he has time.....
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:22 pm
I just checked in on post no. 666!!!!
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pueo
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:35 pm
told my friends about the "miracle" of turning beer to urine last night, they were duly unimpressed. it turns out that anyone can do that.
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:40 pm
I knocked this out last night in the garage, be picking up some gold leaf today at the art supply store.
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:41 pm
Beer/wine into water? It's a piece of piss!
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:57 pm
Now, the sacrifical altar. Can you pick out something from the following, feel free to slaughter something in your own name... rabbits, hares, cottontails, that sort of thing...
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dlowan
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:58 pm
It has no member! Of ridiculous, or any other proportions.
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Mr Stillwater
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 10:05 pm
Right, Oh Lord - have we franchis..... er, nominated the Chosen People yet? I have a picked up a good second-hand Arc of the Covenant, one owned by one deity - only used on Saturdays.
