Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

JW........AAAAAAAAAAGGGHH

Mame, I'm so sorry to make fun (maybe ), but the fact that you don't get that is hilarious!
Love ya, Mame-ee!

Thanks, Kara Didn't think of that, lol

You brat! LOL Good to see you here, hon.

If it's any consolation, Mame, I didn't get it either.

I didn't get it either. Now that it has been explained... it's not particularly that funny.

I asked my pharmacits to keep an eye out for possible placebo interactions. She took the request seriously. So I guess they do make a difference, Mame.

at all of you goofs

There were two nuns... one of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to **** us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later...

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical...

Later, Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Sister Logical finally arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, my!!! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down...

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(And for those of you who thought it would be dirty... Say two Hail Marys)

read thread title

Three philosophers are about to enter a bar when one says to the other two, " The bar is empty".

a man leaves his office every day promptly at noon. Each day he goes to the same bar and orders a beer. After he drinks his beer, he peruses the menu but always orders a toasted ham sandwhich.
one day the barman by way of making conversation ask the man why he always orders a ham toasty.
Well says the man I am a philosipher and i ponder daily on the reality of my existence.
I have come to the conclusion that I drink therefore i ham.

My bad. Good point.

Oh my gosh Phoenix, that was hilarious. just joined this thread and am getting some much needed laughs.

Now I've gotta go find some bad jokes.

Hi Kara, good to see you on a2k again. It's been too long.

This is pretty feeble...

Three Jewish men were sitting on a park bench, looking dejected.

"Oy vey" said the first man. "Oy vey" said the second man. "Oy vey. I thought we agreed not to talk about our kids!," said the third man...

----I accidentally posted this on the 'sex with an ostrich' thread. I can imagine eyes rolling in disbelief.

Disgressions we understand, and "sex with an ostrich" is defiantely a tough title to follow.

Welcome, Diane! I'm not sure you'll be pleased at your discovery of this thread, which is composed of weirdos with broken funny bones that never healed

Kara, those are my kind of people.

That's one of the major reasons Dys and I stay together.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?