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@CalamityJane,

Well Cal-the whole world is full of possibilities to make jokes about and a psychiatrist is trained to ponder why anybody who makes a joke has honed in on one little aspect of the almost infinite range available.

And tightening a cord around testicles as a brake is not something which would immediately come into the mind of most people.

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@spendius,

Then there was the little girl who had her dog trained to pull her wagon. She was advised that it would be more efficient if both ropes went around the dogs chest, instead of having one wrapped around its testicles. "What would I do for a siren, then" she asked.

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@spendius,

Ridiculous. CJ did not likely originate the joke. Arm chair psychiatrists are the real joke here.

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@edgarblythe,

I don't suppose for one moment that she did originate the joke.

But she remembered it and chose to giggle about it.

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@edgarblythe,

Well, of course. Psychiatrists weren't put on earth to understand jokes; they are to be part of them.

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Ohmygosh spendius, you're analyzing jokes now . Your recommendation of a psychiatrist because you're in pain from squishing your own testicles while reading that joke is your problem, not mine! I thought it was funny and I am
not a man hater either. You clearly kvetch way too much, spendius.

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@CalamityJane,

Aw, I think he's cute.

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@CalamityJane,

Careful, CJ. You're coming dangerously close to taking Spendi seriously.

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@CalamityJane,

The psychiatrist may faint.

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I gather from all your replies that spendius is a clown in pain and a challenge
for any psychiatrist. Very Happy

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@CalamityJane,

CalamityJane wrote:

I gather from all your replies that spendius is a clown in pain and a challenge
for any psychiatrist.

At least.

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@Merry Andrew,

Cal was caught in the act Andy.

It wasn't a joke at all actually because it works backwards from the punch line about a ligature around testicles acting as a brake. The other stuff is mere snow. A setting invented in a fevered imagination to get at the punch line and the glee it conjures up.

Cal can bluster all she wants.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Then there was the little girl who had her dog trained to pull her wagon.
She was advised that it would be more efficient if both ropes
went around the dogs chest, instead of having one wrapped around its testicles.
"What would I do for a siren, then" she asked.

Logically, that shoud be rendered HIS testacles; he is not neuter gender, like a rock.

David

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David wrote:

Logically, that shoud be rendered his testacles

And the fonetik justification of this is..?

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@spendius,

spendius wrote:

Well Cal-the whole world is full of possibilities to make jokes
about and a psychiatrist is trained to ponder why anybody
who makes a joke has honed in on one little aspect of the almost infinite range available.

And tightening a cord around testicles as a brake is not something
which would immediately come into the mind of most people.

Is it the goal to emulate what immediately comes into the mind of most people?

I have not been trying to achieve that aspiration.

David

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@Francis,

Francis wrote:

David wrote:
Logically, that shoud be rendered his testacles

And the fonetik justification of this is..?

I intended to point out an error of gender;
an error of biological fact.

Did I fall into error fonetically ?

David

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David wrote:

Did I fall into error fonetically ?

That's what I'm asking you..

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@OmSigDAVID,

Yes David - the question is do you say test-a-culs or test-i culs? I say test-i-culs. I tried it both ways and I definitely don't say test-a-culs....do you?
But grammatically - you're correct - the possessive pronoun, one would think - should be 'his'.

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