Just one, but it would have to be a big motherfocker.
Hahahahhahahahahahhahah
That's bad, Gus.
Because there's a real answer: About 2,000,000.
Standard balls are 200 m long . Distance between Earth and moon ~ 400,000 Km.
Divide the latter by the first and you 'll get 2,000,000...
No, MA, between Gus and I it's called a monkey wrench...
As least I didn't try to lure dlowan into a jacuzzi with a cheap bottle of wine and some crappy flowers, francis.
I was going to ask Gus whether he meant the uraveled thread or how many balls piled up. That'd make a difference, y'know.
That's right, Gus, I've to be careful with money since I bought the diamond for Eva...
I meant the unraveled thread, Merry, and I thought it was a real funny riddle and then francis comes along and ruins the whole thing.
I am filled right now with rage.
Chill, Gus. I thought it was funny and will, no doubt, be using it in the near future.
Sure. I'm seriously lacking in any self-resepct or pretensions of good taste.
Quote:I was going to ask Gus whether he meant the uraveled thread or how many balls piled up. That'd make a difference, y'know.
this thread is unraveling...
Four guys walk into a bar... The fifth one ducked.
Region we did that one on about page 2 or 3 or something.
Do keep up, theres a good chap.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
The horse says "Sure."
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
I once knew a guy who was an amazing shape-shifter. I once saw him walk down the street and turn into a bar. Talk about metamorphosis!
Some years ago, at the height of his fame, Phil Collins embarked on a world tour to promote his latest album. The tour took in over 300 cities in 10 months.
His wife was pregnant at the time and was unable to join him.
Finally, the day arrived when Phil could rejoin his family, including their now two month old son. His wife was waiting for him at Heathrow Airport and, when she saw him, leapt over a security barrier and ran at full tilt towards her husband.
Unfortunately, just a few yards separated them when she lost her footing and fell, rolled over twice and landed, somewhat inelegantly, at the feet of the multi-million album-selling pop sensation. She reached up and proceeded to kiss her man's knees repeatedly.
This show of affection resulted in Phil's writing his most famous ditty - "She's A Kneesy Lover".
