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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 29 Mar, 2024 10:17 am
@Wilso,
GREAT ONE, WILSO. Doesn't belong in really bad jokes at all.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 1 Apr, 2024 09:07 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/56/f3/40/56f340fdbee5960a2283647f9852d25f.jpg
roger
 
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Reply Mon 1 Apr, 2024 10:41 pm
@hingehead,
Brilliant!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 3 Apr, 2024 11:02 am
@roger,
Goldie wrote:

whats dark green on the outside with an avocado pit on the inside?

Source
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 3 Apr, 2024 06:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
Hi Tsar - have you got an AI avatar posting for you on A2K now?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Thu 4 Apr, 2024 11:20 pm
When my wife was in labour I tried telling her jokes to take her mind off the pain. She wasn’t amused.


Must have been the delivery 😳
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 5 Apr, 2024 12:04 am
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?


Because they’re really good at it.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 6 Apr, 2024 07:31 am
My ex-wife was deaf. She had an affair with a deaf man.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 7 Apr, 2024 07:03 pm
I tweaked my neck sneezing.

Threw my back out sleeping.

I figure I'm one good fart away from complete paralysis.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Apr, 2024 06:03 am
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/61/46/f161460a7fce80eb629acc00229d4c5e.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 17 Apr, 2024 08:01 pm
What borders on stupidity?

Mexico and Canada.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 17 Apr, 2024 08:26 pm
@Wilso,
Aw!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Apr, 2024 11:44 am
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 24 Apr, 2024 09:13 pm
If a medium can communicate with the dead…imagine what a large could do.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 29 Apr, 2024 12:09 am
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she Kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby able.
Tasked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we Split up those many years ago, and Ihear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"




And then the fight started...
roger
 
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Reply Mon 29 Apr, 2024 12:16 am
@Wilso,
Yer good at this, Wilso.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 2 May, 2024 08:23 am
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 10 May, 2024 02:25 am
Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
****! Stop the funeral!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 10 May, 2024 04:01 am
I got scared half to death once.


If that happens again, I'm screwed.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 11 May, 2024 07:00 am
Isn’t science fantastic.
Did you know that if you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end………you would die.
 

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