@Wilso,
GREAT ONE, WILSO. Doesn't belong in really bad jokes at all.
@tsarstepan,
Hi Tsar - have you got an AI avatar posting for you on A2K now?
When my wife was in labour I tried telling her jokes to take her mind off the pain. She wasn’t amused.
Must have been the delivery 😳
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
My ex-wife was deaf. She had an affair with a deaf man.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I tweaked my neck sneezing.
Threw my back out sleeping.
I figure I'm one good fart away from complete paralysis.
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada.
If a medium can communicate with the dead…imagine what a large could do.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she Kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby able.
Tasked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we Split up those many years ago, and Ihear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad
****! Stop the funeral!
I got scared half to death once.
If that happens again, I'm screwed.
Isn’t science fantastic.
Did you know that if you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end………you would die.
