@Wilso,
GREAT ONE, WILSO. Doesn't belong in really bad jokes at all.
@tsarstepan,
Hi Tsar - have you got an AI avatar posting for you on A2K now?
When my wife was in labour I tried telling her jokes to take her mind off the pain. She wasn’t amused.
Must have been the delivery 😳
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
My ex-wife was deaf. She had an affair with a deaf man.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I tweaked my neck sneezing.
Threw my back out sleeping.
I figure I'm one good fart away from complete paralysis.
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada.
If a medium can communicate with the dead…imagine what a large could do.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she Kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby able.
Tasked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we Split up those many years ago, and Ihear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
