@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:
A woman in a hot-air balloon was lost, so she shouted to a man below, "Excuse me. I promised a friend I would meet him, but I don't know
where I am.”
"You're at 31 degrees, 14.57 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude," he replied.
"You must be a Democrat,” the woman shouted back.
"I am. How did you know?"
said the man.
"Because everything you told me is technically correct, but the information is useless, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've been no help,” the woman replied.
"You must be a Republican,” answered the man.
"Yes. How did you know?" she said.
“Because,” the man replied, “you’ve risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air, you made a promise you couldn't keep and you expect me to
solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but somehow now it’s my fault.”
That ain't a joke...it is the truth.
@Wilso,
When I first heard this the woman in the balloon was a manager and the guy on the ground was IT. It's a bit like the turtle on the fencepost.
I spotted an albino dalmatian today......
it was the least I could do
Q: how do you make holy water?
A: boil the hell out of it...
I was a bit surprised to find that the stationery store had moved.
FOR SALE
George Foreman grill
Muhammad Ali D.V.D’s
Both boxed.
Apparently it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and say “skip intro” when they start talking to you
Every time I take up a sport or exercise I meet new people...
Usually, they're paramedics...but they're new people😳
The invention of the word
B - top view
oo - front view
b - side view
I was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a violin.
Then a clarinet, and then a French horn.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.
Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
I went to a job interview and was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I told them no, but I could try bohemian rhapsody...
@Frank Apisa,
I know, hit me the same way Frank.
My aunt's star sign was cancer.......
pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab. 🦀🦀🦀🦀
I haven't spoken to my wife in almost 2 years.
She hates it when I interrupt her.
A man was waiting in line at the supermarket when an attractive woman walked up to him and said,
"Hi there, I think you're the father of one of my kids.”
The man winced and asked, “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies cheering while another stripper smacked my bare ass with a wet fish?"
"Um, no,” the woman replied. "I'm your son's teacher."
