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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2022 10:42 pm
Doesanyoneknowwhatthelongthingonthekeyboardisfor?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2022 10:43 pm
Peru scientist have discovered that their owls hunt in pairs......
.
They're Inca hoots
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2022 10:44 pm
My lovely wife has stood by me for over 30 years...

About time I bought her a chair
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2022 10:46 pm
Just remember.......

I run a tight shipwreck
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2022 10:48 pm
I'm in the ER.

I don't want to bore you with details, but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a dangerously misleading name.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2022 03:21 am
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:

I'm in the ER.

I don't want to bore you with details, but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a dangerously misleading name.


Great!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2022 03:59 am

https://iili.io/Lo5XMG.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2022 07:10 am
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:

I'm in the ER.

I don't want to bore you with details, but the "Dyson ball cleaner" is a dangerously misleading name.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2022 09:42 pm

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coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2022 02:32 am
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Wilso
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2022 09:16 pm
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night.
"Daddy", she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve.
"Guess how old I'm going to be next month."
"I don't know, beauty", I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"
She smiled and held up four fingers.

It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2022 09:49 pm
@Wilso,
I almost wish I hadn't understood that one.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2022 05:04 am
@Wilso,
OY!
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2022 06:20 pm
Just got back from the doctors.....

he said don't eat anything fatty......

I said like burgers???

He said......no fatty, don't eat anything
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2022 04:30 pm
https://img.ifunny.co/images/36d43d27799a62ad47c590594cda4f9efec365b4ce3560877d82057106ed0e81_1.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2022 11:48 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/28/43/40/28434093cefec423a8f0efc271ff05f2.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2022 05:07 am

https://iili.io/ZNWkIs.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2022 10:38 pm
I accidentally used the dog's shampoo today and now I feel like such a good boy…..
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2022 06:44 pm
BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2022 10:14 pm
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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