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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2022 11:04 pm
To the person who invented zero.......

thanks for nothing.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2022 11:05 pm
I bought my daughter a fridge.....

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2022 11:07 pm
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2022 03:40 pm
Coprolite may not be my favourite fossil. But it's a solid number two.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2022 09:39 pm
Six topless women sounds nice.

Dozen tit?
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2022 12:37 am
So I said to the waitress: "What’s the duck like?”

She said "Like a chicken, but it can swim”.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2022 06:53 pm
My pet mouse Elvis was found dead in the kitchen.

He was caught in a trap.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2022 11:22 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/08/eb/90/08eb90119c19bf1947fe7008a1613ba1.jpg
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2022 07:00 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/fc/43/edfc43adccaabd67afc3476f198e710c.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2022 07:24 pm

https://iili.io/Pg0r7t.jpg
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2022 05:12 am
Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 of a medical journal on the 14th of November 2019 at 3:19pm.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2022 09:10 pm
I know a Polish sound technician . . . .

and a Czech one too
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2022 10:58 am
Once I made eye contact with a beautiful woman on a train.and I'll never forget what she said. She said 'Stop touching my eye.'
- Gary Delaney
BillW
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2022 11:26 am
@lmur,
https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/175BadJokes-24.jpg?resize=1024,1024
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2022 06:51 pm
My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get checked out. No word yet.
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2022 02:21 pm
@Wilso,
I don't know what it is about me. The lousier the joke, the more that I like it. And YOU are the master of lousy jokes!!! :-)
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2022 07:45 am
I said to this guy, “How do you get your coffee table so shiny?”.
He said, “Polish!”
I said, “Sorry - jak sprawic, by twoj stolik byl tak blyszczacy?”
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2022 08:57 pm
@Wilso,
No, polish it in the corner!

Disgusting parrot.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2022 02:48 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/79/00/b0/7900b05510d83fcd6adafc8c445a4840.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2022 06:09 am

https://iili.io/sSqedQ.jpg
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