I found my first grey pube today. Normally things like this don't bother me...
But it was in my bacon & egg roll.
Thank you for calling the incontinence hot line.
Please Hold.
Q: why is Six afraid of Seven?
A: because Seven ate Nine
On his birthday morning, ninety-year old grandpa hears a knocking at his door. He answers and finds a prostitute standing there. She says “Your friends bought me for you, and I’m here to give you SUPER sex!”
Grandpa replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
@snood,
snood wrote:
On his birthday morning, ninety-year old grandpa hears a knocking at his door. He answers and finds a prostitute standing there. She says “Your friends bought me for you, and I’m here to give you SUPER sex!”
Grandpa replies, “I’ll take the soup.”
Had to read it out loud, but I finally got it!
@Frank Apisa,
Got what, the soup or the sex?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
A dung beetle walks into a bar, goes to sit down, and asks "Is this stool taken?"
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. For that I am eternally grapefruit.
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:
My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect. For that I am eternally grapefruit.
Thank you, Wilso. I needed that before heading to the course.
What do you give a Dentist of the Year?
A little plaque.
Why wouldn't the dental assistant go out with the dentist?
Because he was already taking out a tooth.
Today I got an email telling me how to read maps backward. Turns out it was spam.
@Mame,
Quote:Why wouldn't the dental assistant go out with the dentist?
Because he was already taking out a tooth.
It may be rotten but the non sequitur makes it less painful.
To the person who invented zero.......
thanks for nothing.
