Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
I joined a carpenter’s class the other day. We haven’t made anything yet. We’ve only just begun
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list
Now I can't read it
A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
They said a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket...
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.
I'm so old, when I was a kid, rainbows were black and white.
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:
A fortune teller told me that, in 12 years time, I'd suffer terrible heartbreak.
So, to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
oh ouch, that's frigging mean.
@Wilso,
Wilso wrote:
Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
This sounds like something georgeob would write, made me laugh.
Just so everybody's clear.
I’m going to put my glasses on.
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work
On the other hand……..
You have different fingers
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.
Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
