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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 01:13 pm
Why owls don't show their legs

https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/69a9840a-f372-460a-8e9d-fc68d87ae238.jpg
coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 01:15 pm
Famous 50's wrestler, Verne Gagne, applying either the sleeper hold or the Vulcan mind meld. I suspect the former.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/6d/ac/756dace08b66994503a79d6dc6481080--catch-wrestling-gagne.jpg
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2021 03:56 pm
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

Why owls don't show their legs

https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/69a9840a-f372-460a-8e9d-fc68d87ae238.jpg

https://imgix.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2020/06/25/owl-legs-article-image.png?ar=16%3A9&auto=format&crop=focal&fit=crop&q=65&w=1200
The Anointed
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2021 04:13 am
@BillW,
So don't ever wish for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy, you might just end up with an owl and a cat that refuses to shout a beer when it's his turn.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2021 05:42 am

https://iili.io/7weJON.jpg
The Anointed
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2021 05:52 am
@Region Philbis,
Did you hear about the three blonds who walked into the National Bank?

You'd think one of them would have seen it, wouldn't you?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2021 03:32 pm

https://iili.io/7OJYf1.jpg
The Anointed
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2021 04:14 pm
@Region Philbis,
God asked Noah to build a five story ark, with fish tanks full of Carp on every deck, and when Noah asked, 'WHY"? God replied that he wanted to be the first god to own a multistory Carp ark.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2021 08:16 am
Don't let the holiday stress get to you. One way to reduce your overall anxiety is keeping tropical fish at home. It can have a calming effect on the brain due to all the indoor fins.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2021 09:04 am
@Tai Chi,
Tai Chi wrote:

Don't let the holiday stress get to you. One way to reduce your overall anxiety is keeping tropical fish at home. It can have a calming effect on the brain due to all the indoor fins.


Oh, my!!!
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2021 10:30 am
@Frank Apisa,
I liked it, just subtle enough.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2021 02:21 pm
@glitterbag,
Too much so for me.
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2021 06:56 pm
I tell you, I have such a hard time with women. I just can't figure it out?

I just spent 2 years building and perfecting the best, most prefect woman to my specs out of Legos. She dropped me after 3 dates, go figure!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 05:54 am

https://iili.io/7tYl71.jpg
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 06:54 am
@Region Philbis,
Ouch.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 01:18 pm
@Region Philbis,
You've got to sound it out.
Boo meringue. Boomerang.

Lol
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 03:38 pm
@coluber2001,
These seem to fit the bill - from my 12 year old granddaughter:

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but I know it's a big plus.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? OMG, this tastes funny

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasto.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
roger
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 04:37 pm
@Mame,
Groan worth, every one.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 04:44 pm
@roger,
lol... I thought so
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alex240101
 
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Reply Mon 20 Dec, 2021 05:41 pm
What is the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.
 

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