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Famous 50's wrestler, Verne Gagne, applying either the sleeper hold or the Vulcan mind meld. I suspect the former.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/6d/ac/756dace08b66994503a79d6dc6481080--catch-wrestling-gagne.jpg

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Why owls don't show their legs

https://imgix.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2020/06/25/owl-legs-article-image.png?ar=16%3A9&auto=format&crop=focal&fit=crop&q=65&w=1200

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@BillW,

So don't ever wish for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy, you might just end up with an owl and a cat that refuses to shout a beer when it's his turn.

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@Region Philbis,

Did you hear about the three blonds who walked into the National Bank?

You'd think one of them would have seen it, wouldn't you?

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@Region Philbis,

God asked Noah to build a five story ark, with fish tanks full of Carp on every deck, and when Noah asked, 'WHY"? God replied that he wanted to be the first god to own a multistory Carp ark.

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Don't let the holiday stress get to you. One way to reduce your overall anxiety is keeping tropical fish at home. It can have a calming effect on the brain due to all the indoor fins.

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@Tai Chi,

Tai Chi wrote:

Don't let the holiday stress get to you. One way to reduce your overall anxiety is keeping tropical fish at home. It can have a calming effect on the brain due to all the indoor fins.

Oh, my!!!

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@Frank Apisa,

I liked it, just subtle enough.

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@glitterbag,

Too much so for me.

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I tell you, I have such a hard time with women. I just can't figure it out?

I just spent 2 years building and perfecting the best, most prefect woman to my specs out of Legos. She dropped me after 3 dates, go figure!

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@Region Philbis,

Ouch.

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@Region Philbis,

You've got to sound it out.
Boo meringue. Boomerang.

Lol

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@coluber2001,

These seem to fit the bill - from my 12 year old granddaughter:

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but I know it's a big plus.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? OMG, this tastes funny

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasto.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

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