@The Anointed,
Said Shaune to Missus O’Shaunasee, her eye all swollen and black
“You bin fighting again young woman, who’d give you an eye like dat.”
T’was dat damned old Missus Finnigan, da bluddy inquisitive hag
She wanted to know bout everything, even what I had in me bag.
I was off to see the doctor, urine sample in a jar
And I tought I’d have a nip of gin, so I stopped into Finigan’s bar.
And dere she was as always, wantin to know what I had in me bag
So, I told her it was urine, da bludy inquisitive hag.
Urine, she said, what’s urine, oh lord deres somethin amiss
Surely she knew dat urine was just another word for piss.
So, I turned and I screamed at dat woman, while holdin the urine jar
Piss in a bottle I says to her, and dats when she jumped the bar.
Piss in a bottle, she says to me, well you can poop in your hat
And dat’s how da fight got started, and dat’s why me eye is BLACK…….. The Anointed.
