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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 12:13 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Some things never change.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2021 10:26 pm
https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/567d968bc6d89f1cabde4b17699647d19eddcd7355507bbddbe81504e0972be0_1.jpg
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2021 11:43 pm
@coluber2001,
I'm sorry to tell you sir, but tests show you're a raven lunatic.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2021 11:49 pm
@hingehead,
Thats nothing to crow about.
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2021 02:16 am
@glitterbag,
Really? I was feeling quite choughed.
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knaivete
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2021 06:45 am
@cherrie,
Quote:
A truck carrying thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing it's entire load.


Every one was lost for words.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Feb, 2021 03:27 am

https://iili.io/fue9Js.jpg
Roberta
 
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Reply Sat 6 Feb, 2021 05:13 pm
@Region Philbis,
hey, Reg, There's only so much a goil can take. Go stand in a corner.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 7 Feb, 2021 11:55 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/fd/5e/a2/fd5ea23c65ed8a6c06466ef79efeac25.jpg
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htam9876
 
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Reply Fri 5 Mar, 2021 06:38 pm
Two ghosts sat under a jungle at night. A man drank too much of beer. He went to the jungle and said: “watch out (be careful)” and then peeeeee…
One of the ghost got wet and be annoyed. He complained to the other ghost: “This guy is impolite enough. He should inform us first!” The other ghost answered: “He did. Didn’t you hear?”
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 6 Mar, 2021 10:12 am

https://iili.io/q2Pclt.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 12:57 am
I have six tins of pulled pork from Moscow. One of them is six months past its use by date. Who wants to play Russian Rillette?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 01:03 am
@hingehead,
Not me. It's probably contaminated with Brucellosis.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 11:46 am
Bit provincial this one, I don’t know if that makes it more or less bad, but it just came to me while talking to my dad on the phone. Although I live in Southampton the first place I was offered a vaccine was the Isle of Wight, a ferry ride away.

Now the joke.

Where is the vaccination centre on the Isle of Wight?

The Needles.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 11:49 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

Bit provincial this one, I don’t know if that makes it more or less bad, but it just came to me while talking to my dad on the phone. Although I live in Southampton the first place I was offered a vaccine was the Isle of Wight, a ferry ride away.

Now the joke.

Where is the vaccination centre on the Isle of Wight?

The Needles.


It made it more bad...or less good, as you will.

(Ahhh...don't get pissed, Iz...I'm just needling you.)
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 11:50 am
For whatever reason, Izzy, your "joke" made me think of King John losing his jewels in the wash!

Or Wash, if you prefer.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 11:51 am
@Frank Apisa,
I can’t post images but if you google Needles Isle of Wight you’ll see they’re quite beautiful.
BillW
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 12:22 pm
@izzythepush,
Izzy Push - I found through DNA a perfect male match with someone living in Australia. He had lived in Salisbury and said he knew the family had been there since the late 1700's, at least. My branch moved to America about 1650. We matched not only in DNA but last name.

That makes us basically neighbors! That made us only about 25 miles apart.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ce/ca/c8/cecac861c5f0942c950c475b9f2f95b2.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 12:47 pm
@BillW,
One thing you won’t get in Salisbury is a Salisbury Steak. It’s an American dish.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2021 12:48 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

I can’t post images but if you google Needles Isle of Wight you’ll see they’re quite beautiful.


Gorgeous!

Here's a picture for others to enjoy.

https://i1.wp.com/www.specialneedsfamilyhub.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/the-needles-lighthouse.jpg?fit=1200%2C720
 

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