Two men are sitting next to each other in a pub. After a while, one looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think you're from Ireland."
The other guy proudly replies, "Yeah, that's where I'm from!"
The first guy again, "So am I! And where in Ireland are you from?"
The other guy answers back, "I'm from Cork."
The first one again, "Hell yeah, me too! What street did you live on?"
The other guy replies, "Oh, in quite a great area. I lived up on MacCurtain Street."
The first guy says, "Yeah would you believe it, what a small world, me too! What school did you go to?"
The other again, "Well, I went to St Mary's School of course."
The first one all excited, "Me too! Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy replies, "That was in 1964."
The first one exclaims joyfully, "The good Lord must be smiling down on us! I can hardly believe our luck that we showed up at the same bar tonight. Believe it or not, I also graduated from St Mary's in 1964."
The landlord comes over shaking his head and mutters, "Looks like it's going to be a long night, the Murphy twins are drunk again."