@glitterbag,
Should be a word - 'grockled'.
@lmur,
Grockles are what people from Bournemouth call holidaymakers.
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
Grockles are what people from Bournemouth call holidaymakers.
Drat! Was initially going to suggest 'gruckles' but the urban dictionary defines that as stretching the foreskin with a view to hiding drugs.
While there are many comedians that swear, Lenny Bruce was the pre-curser.
@dadpad,
It is a good thing the wheel was invented before the automobile. imagine the terrible scrapping noise that would be coming from the freeway!!
@popeye1945,
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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a carrot!
@DrewDad,
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
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Bunny farts.
Couple are having breakfast while listening to local news broadcast. Announcer says, “Snow expected…maybe 6 to 8 inches. Please park your cars on odd number side of the street so plows can clean roadway.”
Wife goes out and parks their car on the odd number side.
Few weeks later, same setting…announcer says, “More snow coming, Please park cars on even number side of the street so plows can clean roadway.”
Wife goes out and parks their car on the even number side.
Few weeks after that, same setting…announcer says, “Even more snow expected. Please park cars…”
At that point, the electricity goes off…and rest of the announcement is missed.
“Oh, my gosh,” gasps the wife, “Now I don’t know what side of the street to park the car on.”
Her husband, in the calm, reassuring voice of a guy married for a long time to a blonde, says, “Why not just leave it in the garage this time, Hon?”
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
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Bunny farts.
I just called my son and asked him this question, then I started to laugh and could barely squeak out 'bunny farts'. hahahahahahahahahahaeahaha
Naked man turns up to a fancy dress party with a naked woman on his back.
"I'm a turtle" he says.
The host asked... "well who is the girl on your back?"
He replies .... "That's Michelle"
@hingehead,
Took me a second, but....
@roger,
me three........I had to say it out loud
A truck carrying thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing it's entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded,
nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, numbed, speechless, perplexed, fazed, disconcerted, perturbed, disturbed and breath taken.
@cherrie,
(i am very disoriented after reading that one...)
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
Naked man turns up to a fancy dress party with a naked woman on his back.
"I'm a turtle" he says.
The host asked... "well who is the girl on your back?"
He replies .... "That's Michelle"
That's me shell, idnit.
That she is naked is irrelevant, but it adds color.
@Frank Apisa,
Some things never change.
