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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sat 12 Sep, 2020 02:30 am
https://pics.me.me/are-u-two-girls-from-england-wales-are-u-two-37077820.png
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 12 Sep, 2020 06:00 am
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

https://pics.me.me/are-u-two-girls-from-england-wales-are-u-two-37077820.png


Okay...that one I laughed at.
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htam9876
 
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Reply Sun 13 Sep, 2020 10:45 pm
Today, somebody asked me in my "Foreign language bar of cosmos" : who the hell is Piggy?
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2020 03:49 am
A drunk is walking home through a graveyard and he falls into an open grave freshly dug for the funeral the next day. The drunk tries time and time again but the walls are way too steep and slippery so he keeps falling back in. After a while he decides to give it up as abad job and settle down the the night as best he could.

Half an hour later another drunk stumbles through the graveyard, and, like the first, falls into the open grave. He tries to get out as well with similar results. Just as he’s deciding to settle down for the night a voice from the far end of the grave says, “You’ll never get out.”










































He did.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2020 06:06 am
@izzythepush,
Izzy, I laughed so hard it almost hurt!

You have a lot of nerve posting that winner in a "Bad Jokes" thread!
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 15 Sep, 2020 06:08 am
@Frank Apisa,
Thanks Frank, it made me laugh when I first heard it too.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 16 Sep, 2020 11:17 am

https://i.imgur.com/8zW8628.png
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Sep, 2020 01:01 pm
@Region Philbis,
This guy just canceled a date with me. Said he was having an irregular heart beat.

Sounds like a fib to me.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Sep, 2020 01:03 pm
@chai2,
I think he needs to pace himself.
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