Okay...that one I laughed at.
Today, somebody asked me in my "Foreign language bar of cosmos" : who the hell is Piggy?
A drunk is walking home through a graveyard and he falls into an open grave freshly dug for the funeral the next day. The drunk tries time and time again but the walls are way too steep and slippery so he keeps falling back in. After a while he decides to give it up as abad job and settle down the the night as best he could.
Half an hour later another drunk stumbles through the graveyard, and, like the first, falls into the open grave. He tries to get out as well with similar results. Just as he’s deciding to settle down for the night a voice from the far end of the grave says, “You’ll never get out.”
Izzy, I laughed so hard it almost hurt!
You have a lot of nerve posting that winner in a "Bad Jokes" thread!
Thanks Frank, it made me laugh when I first heard it too.
This guy just canceled a date with me. Said he was having an irregular heart beat.
Sounds like a fib to me.
I think he needs to pace himself.