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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jul, 2020 08:08 am
@Region Philbis,
This is a fine example of posts in the thread. It should be held high as an example.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 31 Jul, 2020 02:52 pm
@McGentrix,

i've been throwing quite a few back lately, but that one's a keeper...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 3 Aug, 2020 10:37 am

https://i.imgur.com/s8tI2Jy.jpg
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Mon 3 Aug, 2020 02:46 pm
mark
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 4 Aug, 2020 04:59 pm

https://i.imgur.com/C05rrcR.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 4 Aug, 2020 10:13 pm
@Region Philbis,
Please use your previous joke as a reference. Use it as a guide, a mentor, a rule.

Then, take these lousy good joke elsewhere.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 6 Aug, 2020 01:54 pm
@McGentrix,
Hit a lampost yesterday, but got lucky. Only light damage.
leball
 
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Reply Thu 6 Aug, 2020 06:56 pm
@DrewDad,
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street ? One was assaulted
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Aug, 2020 02:14 pm

https://i.imgur.com/plB3DHQ.jpg
Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 11 Aug, 2020 03:40 pm
@Region Philbis,
I'm tempted to get out the hook and yank you off the stage for that.

Then I realize it's similar to some of my greatest works...


...so you ain't being vamoosed yet.

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 14 Aug, 2020 10:35 am

https://i.imgur.com/Kty6hMv.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 14 Aug, 2020 12:35 pm

https://i.imgur.com/KxSdcBP.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 15 Aug, 2020 04:39 pm

https://i.imgur.com/hbVa0P2.jpg
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ekename
 
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Reply Sat 15 Aug, 2020 10:06 pm
A man was arrested in Boston last night for entering a bank without a mask on.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2020 12:36 pm
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2020 12:43 pm

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2020 01:31 pm
SMART ASS ANSWER

It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied
leball
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2020 10:06 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow ( way up high )
roger
 
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Reply Sun 16 Aug, 2020 10:43 pm
@leball,
Good thing you gave a clue on that one.
Builder
 
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Reply Mon 17 Aug, 2020 02:37 am
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of the senate and house of representatives.

It will be named The Congressman.

It doesn't work, and you can't fire it.
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