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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Jun, 2020 10:26 am
@cherrie,
cherrie wrote:

I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me.

Apparently he was waving to another woman.

So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport.

I am now in Poland starting a new life.


I've never seen/read such a subtle Polish joke. Thumbs up for the execution.
cherrie
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2020 02:37 am
@chai2,
I'm glad you liked it.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2020 09:38 pm
@chai2,
Of coarse, it had to be Poland.
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2020 03:30 pm
@cicerone imposter,
That’s a bit rough.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2020 05:08 pm
@hingehead,
The best Polish joke I heard was from a Pole.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2020 05:14 am

https://i.imgur.com/xtmuMKo.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2020 01:42 pm

https://i.imgur.com/ZLUa2Nw.jpg
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2020 08:05 am
@Region Philbis,
What do you call an Irishman on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture
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NealNealNeal
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2020 08:15 pm
@chai2,
What do you call an American in the year 2020?



The "alone ranger"
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2020 08:22 pm
@NealNealNeal,
Quote:
What do you call an American in the year 2020?


Wish we had a different president. Someone who has some skills in English grammar, and knows some things about our country's history and geography, and had friends from our allies rather than Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2020 07:52 pm
Why can’t a pirate recite his ABC’s?

Because he’s always lost at Sea
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jun, 2020 07:57 am
From a Jewish comedians show on TV.
My favorite joke:

A mother at the beach with her eight-year-old son screams in despair as he is dragged out by a rip current.

She looks up at the sky and implores the Lord to bring her child back safely.

All of a sudden a huge wave deposits her son back on the beach.

She looks up to the heavens and shouts...”He had a hat!”
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jun, 2020 11:04 am
@panzade,

#Oy
#EpicLordFail
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jun, 2020 06:14 am

https://i.imgur.com/SmzI11O.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Wed 24 Jun, 2020 10:02 pm
@Region Philbis,
We could use some 'condensation.' This draught is not good in California.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 24 Jun, 2020 11:32 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/0b/bd/e8/0bbde8d88a2991fe11e19d6b50389ac2.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2020 04:14 am

https://i.imgur.com/BXmp18f.jpg
George
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2020 06:38 am
@Region Philbis,
Took me a minute . . .
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2020 10:47 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/BXmp18f.jpg


now there's a G-R-O-A-N!
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Jun, 2020 11:06 am
@margo,
margo wrote:

Region Philbis wrote:


https://i.imgur.com/BXmp18f.jpg


now there's a G-R-O-A-N!


This one stumped me until I read it about 15 times, siggggghhhhhhhh
 

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