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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2018 06:43 am
A dung beetle walks into a bar.

Bartender:”Whattya want?”

Dung beetle: “Is this stool taken?”
hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2018 04:58 pm
@panzade,
Effin gold!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 29 Aug, 2018 05:03 pm
@panzade,
It's too high for ya.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 10:34 am

https://i.imgur.com/6UsgRDT.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 04:19 pm
What's a bad date in a greenhouse?

An orchid silence.

(stolen from Alice Fraser's trilogy podcast - and not typical of what you'll hear if you listen - highly recommended)
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 5 Sep, 2018 11:11 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e5/1d/e2/e51de2e0483058d0a50dbcb25eaf4900.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 7 Sep, 2018 11:30 am
@hingehead,
https://78.media.tumblr.com/449ac86fc48f9b96de022d350f3248d2/tumblr_pep4ffI2WA1xckc0lo1_400.jpg
chai2
 
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Reply Fri 7 Sep, 2018 04:13 pm
Loafers

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/e0/62/d8e062cd19ea2a770587856e464faeab.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 10 Sep, 2018 09:22 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4d/f4/01/4df4012ea6830a3613f6224919e7d889.jpg
leball
 
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Reply Mon 10 Sep, 2018 10:52 pm
@hingehead,
Why can't you milk a mouse??

You can't get the bucket under it
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2018 05:21 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/22/23/44/2223440abacaf5cd241cbcb336510bcd.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2018 06:05 am

http://i63.tinypic.com/205dssj.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2018 12:21 pm
@Region Philbis,
I think I can handle that .50c difference.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2018 01:57 pm
@cicerone imposter,
cicerone imposter wrote:

I think I can handle that .50c difference.

wait, what?
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 21 Sep, 2018 02:52 pm
@DrewDad,
I got your "pie rates." Just being cute.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2018 11:00 am
@cicerone imposter,
Not my joke; just hassling you about saying it was 1/2 cent.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2018 03:51 pm
@DrewDad,
I was about to throw in my 2 cents worth....
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2018 04:08 pm
@hingehead,
We all know how much .02c is worth now days. Won't even pick up a nickel on the ground. A dime? Maybe, but most likely not. $1 for sure.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2018 04:39 pm
@cicerone imposter,
.02c is worth two hundredths of a cent, .02$ on the other hand is worth two cents.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/ca5b59d13ba0378b134be2f902c78a0a/tumblr_mzbso2mRnh1r8013do2_400.gif
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2018 05:18 pm
@hingehead,
Aw, shucks. You're good at math, aren't you!
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