@Region Philbis,
Too funny for this thread🤪
A man walks into the doctor's with a strawberry growing out of his head, the doctor asks if he's tried putting cream on it.
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
Does this include the tip? #deepthoughts
@tsarstepan,
Maybe he's in a country that doesn't tip.
But he paid in $$'s
Maybe it's somewhere in Canada?
Maybe he's just a tightwad?
#Iwonderedthesamething
@tsarstepan,
If there's no fixed amount for the tip, it'll work every time!
@tsarstepan,
The tip is reserved for the chick with the legs that won't quit....
Another World's Oldest Man has died.
This is beginning to look suspicious.
@Region Philbis,
Shoulda been Phill's Phine Phoods. Oh well. . ..
When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and threshing,
the horizontal streaming rain, flying roof tiles and destroyed fences as well as the
unnerving sound-levels, my wife was rooted to the spot.
She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose
pressed to the windowpane, the stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever.
Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened,
I unlocked the door and let her in...
***
what's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
a reptile dysfunction...
@cicerone imposter,
Neither long and strong nor in the pink?
@laughoutlood,
Why are koalas considered marsupials and not bears? Is it because they don't have the necessary koalafications?
@lmur,
They're related to the kangaroo. Hop scotch anyone?
Ed: I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.
Fred: How bad is it?
Ed: Not only is it awful, it's awful...
***
Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish...
***
Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in two years?
Job Candidate: Jeez, I don't know... Do I look like I have 2020 vision?
***
