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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2017 10:21 pm
Is it me or does this guy cameronleon remind you of some guy with a name with carlos or baron in it or something
roger
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2017 10:24 pm
@chai2,
Now that you mention it. . . .
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2017 10:34 pm
@chai2,
That French guy who couldn't tell a joke to save himself? Very much so.
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2017 10:48 pm
yeah....he was also an authority on how gays acted because he watched an episode of some (I think) British (or Spanish) sitcom from the 70's.

This is gonna drive me nuts now.

He was also upset because he claimed the moderators deleted one of his posts, even though multiple people reposted it to show that it was there.

Crazy crazy stuff
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Builder
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2017 01:53 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
The "giant" must have been on its back and dipped its foot in the molten rock.


Now, that is funny. :=)
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2017 02:37 am
@chai2,
You're probably right, they have similar sounding names and both are Holocaust denying religious lunatics.

I put Holocaust deniers on ignore so I can't say anything else because I've no desire to read either of their posts.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2017 04:11 am
Who the hell is the known Judas, the know Judas, and does this mean there is an unknown Judas? Theology has always confused me. Could anyone one help me out with a little spare change, I need it for . . . bus fare . . . yeah, that's it . . . I got a doctor's appointment on the other side of town.
cameronleon
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2017 08:24 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
Who the hell is the known Judas, the know Judas, and does this mean there is an unknown Judas? Theology has always confused me. Could anyone one help me out with a little spare change, I need it for . . . bus fare . . . yeah, that's it . . . I got a doctor's appointment on the other side of town.


When little brains are blinded by their hatred against a person, these individuals can't think and find sarcasm in a joke.

Any "traitor" can be named with the nickname "Judas".

For you coming here looking for mysterious meaning of words and names in a joke, truly reveals a deeply mental crisis status.

Who the hell. other than you, is coming here to the Humor forum to discuss and make silly arguments?

Lol.
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lmur
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2017 02:22 pm
A little boy goes to his grandad and says: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
His grandad asked: "Why?" and the boy replied "´Cos daddy said when you croak, we´re going to Disneyland."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2017 12:11 am
https://scontent.fcbr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22365615_1220096814761769_4198156558493150118_n.png?oh=e66e4995018b83648d8531e7ace1b4b3&oe=5A7A4DFD
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 12 Oct, 2017 04:27 pm
@hingehead,
How about 5:29?
hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2017 06:51 am
@cicerone imposter,
Do the angular maths - 6:30 beats 5:29 by one degree. If you had said 5:30 we'd have a dead heat :-)
cameronleon
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2017 09:22 am
-Good morning sir, we are making a survey. May I have your name please?
-Oh, yeah, my name is Adam
-Great. Are you married, your wife name?
-Yes, and her name is Eve.
-Amazing! Does the serpent lives here as well?
-Yes, but my mother in law is not here at this moment...
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TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Fri 13 Oct, 2017 01:21 pm
@hingehead,
3 degrees, but who's counting?
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lovelyleesa
 
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Reply Sat 14 Oct, 2017 04:46 am
@Mame,
One day a man was bathing in pool, suddenly bubbles started coming out of water. And people around realised a puncture in his underwear.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 22 Oct, 2017 05:10 pm

https://i.imgur.com/o8UsBD3.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 26 Oct, 2017 02:24 pm
Bi Bear sent a joke
Quote:
some surgeons are talking about who's the easiest to operate on.
One surgeon says, librarians because everything's in alphabetical order.
One says accountants because everything is numbered and organized.
Another says electricians because everything is color coded.
The last surgeon says "You're all wrong. It's politicians because they're heartless, gutless, spineless and their heads and asses are interchangeable.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 29 Oct, 2017 06:32 pm

https://i.imgur.com/nwqSPkc.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2017 08:59 am
From Duck Baker. Noted finger pick stylist.

“I went to a record store today. They said they specialized in hard-to-find records.

Nothing was alphabetized.”
 

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