Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

A modest woman was getting out of the shower when her young son walked in on her. He pointed at her private area and asked "Mommy, what is that?". The woman was flustered and answered "Well, Billy that's where Daddy accidentally hit me with an axe while he was chopping wood."
Billy exclaimed; "wow, and he hit you right in the ****!"

I actually found it here, about two hundred pages ago. :-)

Here ya go Builder,

How come Barbie broke up with Ken?

Because Ken came in another box.

We Aussies prefer to call it the tunnel, mate.

The tunnel of love.

I lost my virginity...

...but I've still got the box it came in.

Loose sales pitch, Hinge. ;-)

Thanks to all you joke tellers. Like I said, sometimes a goil needs a laugh.

What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?


Where you put the cucumber.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?


GUM

What is long, hard, and full of seamen?




A submarine

What is 6.9?



A good thing ruined by a period

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

9 Short Clean Jokes

1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

5. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said "Thanks"

I said "Don't mention it"

7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.


8. I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

More here
http://www.knowable.com/a/48-incredibly-short-clean-jokes-that-are-actually-funny?utm_content=inf_10_3136_2&tse_id=INF_152c0f900e6e11e79b1a07d5f3e08d7d

I had to think about that one for a few seconds.

I spent time pondering the epipen joke.

...and the Lord God said to John "Come forth and you shall be granted everlasting life." he came fifth so all he got was a toaster.