@Mame,
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They are usually about 90 degrees.
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's married.
Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something that I can really see myself doing.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What's something that's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
Can you please call me a taxi? You're a taxi.
Helen keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
WHat do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic.
My grandpa has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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