So, four guys are shipwrecked on a deserted island. Three of them are of average intelligence, and one of them is not so smart. One day, one of them spots the tip of something shiny sticking out of the sand; it turns out to be a lamp of some kind. One of them starts rubbing it to get it clean, and suddenly a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. The first guy says, “I want all the money in the world.”
The genie says, “It has to be a specific amount, and there’s a billion dollar cap.
The guy says, “What the ****? A billion dollar cap? What the hell kind of genie are you?”
And with that, the genie waved his hand, and the guy was thrown out of sight into the ocean.
The genie turns to the second guy and asks what his wish is. The guy, having learned something about genies that he didn’t know before, says, “I want a billion dollars and a beach house on the Hawaiian coast.”
The genie waves his hand, and the guy disappears and reappears in a beach house on the Hawaiian coast, and inside the door of the beach house is a big chest with a billion dollars in it. Then the genie turns to the third guy and asks what his wish is. “I want $999,999,999.99,” he says, just to be on the safe side, “and a beach house on the California coast, and the most beautiful woman in the world.” He really wanted the most beautiful teenager in the world, but after seeing what happened to the first guy, he thought it best to keep it conservative.”
The genie waves his hand and the guy disappears and reappears in a beach house on the California coast with the most beautiful woman in the world. And inside the door of the beach house is a big chest with $999,999,999.99 inside it.
About a minute later, the two guys suddenly reappear on the island next to the not-so-smart guy. “What the hell happened?” one of them asks. And the other one just hollers, “NOOOOOO!”
The not-so-smart guy says, “Well after you guys were gone, I started getting lonely and I said, “Man I wish you guys were still here.”
And then there's the king who was going to give his daughter away in marriage. She was quite beautiful, and so there were several able-bodied men who wanted her. So, the king came up with a contest, the winner of which would have the hand of his daughter. He stood high up on his castle wall and proclaimed that whoever goes out and brings back the most ping pong balls will win his daughter.
So, the men went out to fulfill the task. Two days later, the first one shows up with a large cart full of ping pong balls. A little later, another arrives with three large carts full of ping pong balls. A few others show up with varying amounts of ping pong balls.
Then comes the last man whom, despite being somewhat hearing impaired, wanted the king's daughter just as much as the others. He was pulling two large carts. Each cart had just one huge bloody ball in it, and the guy was all bloody and bruised from head to toe. The king said, "Holy crap! Where did you get those ping pong balls?"
The guy says, "Ping pong balls? I thought you said, 'King Kong's balls.'"
@Region Philbis,
First I groaned, then I laughed myself silly
I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
@Region Philbis,
Had some of those German sausage in Germany at a carnival, and they were delicious! Had em with short bun and mustard.
Looking out of the window, I noticed the Great Wall of China hovering over a Rabbi and thought, "Well, that's long overdue."
Hold your nose. This one's really bad.
@panzade,
Hate to bust your bubble, but he's still alive. The Italian chef, I mean.
