What the difference between an oyster shucker with diarrhea and a prostitute with epilepsy?
One shucks between fits....
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Setanta
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Mon 2 Nov, 2015 06:44 am
There's lots of variations on that theme.
What's the difference between a pygmy hunting party and a women's track team?
Well, the first if a bunch of cunning runts . . .
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panzade
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Mon 2 Nov, 2015 11:38 am
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hingehead
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Wed 4 Nov, 2015 04:27 pm
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lmur
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Sun 8 Nov, 2015 04:12 pm
People used to laugh at me when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
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CalamityJane
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Sun 8 Nov, 2015 07:51 pm
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
