Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

I must admit that your participation in the middle of the discussion here, with that quote of yours, was hilarious... Lol

Nobody need "encouragement" here to write jokes or, to edit jokes or, to suppress himself in telling a joke.

If people were to be ruled by your standard, then nothing funny should be heard in centuries.

Look, I myself have experienced a hard accident years ago. The pain was so bad that caused me to roll here and there on the floor. You have no idea how much I suffered because the incident.

So, when I watch those America funniest videos, and see a dude driving his motor bike trying to jump from one building to another, the bike falling down before reaching the other building while the driver is hitting with his body flat the wall -like the scenes in cartoons- I feel his pain, the same pain comes back to me, because I have experienced it, and I laugh like crazy. I roll on the floor again but with tears of laughing and laughing.

To me such video is funny, even when I know that the poor dude will be in therapy perhaps for years and years.

Even more, when I talk about my experience, I laugh because if someone was with a camera and made a video of it, I will watch it and laugh as well, because the way it happened was also funny... not my fault at all, but the faulty person was so dumb....

I just let it go.

I'm not the one to tell you to do the same, but this is a place to laugh, to make jokes, it won't mater if they are new or old, but coming here to this particular place is to open this thread looking for a moment of enjoy.

When you argue here about things instead of making jokes or saying that you like them or not, you are the one in the wrong place.

This thread of jokes is not intended to discuss social problems, something that you are trying to discuss here.

Of course, "freedom of speech" applies to your participation as well, and I read what you said about me... and as usual... I just let it go...

In a therapy center, children with ataxia were encouraged by the doctor to clap their hands and receive as a reward an ice cream cone.

(This joke requires of your imagination, a lot)

The first one to be called was Mary. The girl concentrated herself to coordinate her arms and hands, and after separating them from her body in front of her, she made the motion to cause their encounter in the middle of their way.

But, one hand went up, the other hand went down. She tried the ruled three times for her participation but the same missing of clapping happened.

The next one was Daniel, who did the same as Charlotte. After locating his arms and hands in front of him, he tried to clap, but his hands went to disparate locations and wasn't able to collect the prize.

The other children had the same bad luck.

Now, it was the turn of Charlie, the one who had the worst condition, who also put his hands in front of him, had his minute of concentration, and pushing slowly and making a great effort, he managed to make an almost unnoticeable sound when he finally clapped once.

-Bravo! -exclaimed the teacher, -you have two more to go...-

Charlie, had his moment of concentration and tried it again. Slowly motion, great effort, his face turned red because the harder of this task, and the others heard the level sound "clap" one more time.

-Bravo! -exclaimed again the teacher, -one more clap and this delicious ice cream cone is yours!-

Charlie, looking at the ice cream was inspired to try it one more time. After concentrating, the hands at front, slowly motion, hard effort, his face red, his teeth grinding top against bottom, and the rest heard again the "clap" sound.

The teacher was the most happiest, because it was a great accomplishment in her career. She gave him the ice cream.

Charlie put his tongue out, and with the ice cream in his hand, he started stroking his face and missing his mouth.