Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

Oscar silly question,
Get a silly answer.

<knock knock>

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary...

After the great suffering of receiving forty lashes less one, Jesus was sent to the Mount of Calvary to be crucified.

Nails were hammered in his hands and feet and later his body and the wood cross raised up very high so everybody around can watch the punishment.

In the middle of a such torture of waiting for his death while bleeding himself, people were crying, others were insulting him, others were just observing.

At one moment, Jesus apparently woke up from his unconscious status due to the tremendous pain from the wounded arms and legs and the crown of thorns. He found John, his younger disciple, hiding between the people.

-John, please come near me.

-No my Lord, I can't do that... the Pharisees and Romans might recognize me as your disciple and I might be arrested.

-Fear not, my dear John. Come near me, I want to reveal you something.

Very carefully John approached a place close and right in front of the cross.

Jesus told him while looking at the horizon.

-Do you know what?... from here I can see Peter's house...

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Little old lady.”

“Little old lady who?”

"I didn't known you could yodel."

That's the first or second knock knock joke I ever heard. I was a little kid in grade school.

It probably just reached England!

Vonny, reminds me of this great old song....

Love it Thanks chai - and it brings back some great memories. I know Bank Station and surrounding area well.

They're supposed to be bad jokes, edgar. No one said anything about them being new.

Did you remember to MIND THE GAP, Von?

I listened to the widow of the voiceover man for that message recently. She was on the radio talking about going down to the relevant platform just to hear his voice again. Sad, eh?

Knock knock.

Gosh - years since I heard that. Quite a big gap too! I was always terrified of my leg going through it and being dragged along by the train - it really was worrying in the rush hour.

For old time's sake......

It was an observation, not a criticism.

I know. That's why I up-thumbed ya.

Well I up thumbed ya back.

ya know, we could keep this mutual admiration society going indefinitely.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eskimo!

Eskimo who?

Eskimo questions I'll tell you no lies !