@DrewDad,
Quote:People say nothing is impossible.
I feel like doing the impossible...
It took me a week to get it. I'm an inside-the-box kinda guy.
My doc actually told me that I have CDO, which is like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order... as they should be.
@panzade,
Reminds me - what does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dyslexics
@panzade,
Quote:My doc actually told me that I have CDO, which is like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order... as they should be.
National Association of Dyslexics
A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down; I'll fit you in...you'll just have to be a little patient."
Q: what long and hard and full of semen?
A: a submarine
@BDV,
ahhhh, what's long, hard, and wet and full of semen?
I bought a thesaurus and upon getting home I discovered all the pages are blank, right now I have no words to describe how confused and angry I am.
Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
@hingehead,
Forget the thesaurus, you're doing well without it~!
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
I bought a thesaurus and upon getting home I discovered all the pages are blank, right now I have no words to describe how confused and angry I am.
I hope this doesn't happen to me. Hey, welcome back. I missed your posts.
@Advocate,
Thanks ad. I have a bunch of these saved somewhere. Will try not to flood the thread.
@hingehead,
Terrible jokes is what we are here for hinge. If your stash is as bad as those two flood away.
I’m posing nude for an art class tomorrow...Nobody asked me to.
I think they’re making ceramic bowls, or something.
