@hingehead,
Actually, they're making 'necklaces.'
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.
Job interview tip to guarantee you'll get the job:
Tell them you're not an applicant but that you are an appliCAN.
Lick your finger, hold it against buttock...
Make sizzling noise.
I was at the pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me.
He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in!
My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry.
In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry.
Boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?
Me: Because my bed is at home...duh
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.
We have a Dmitri Martin fan in the house!
@edgarblythe,
I'm going through this with Comcast. What a pain.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
de-calf-inated.
>
> >Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel
> >named Alfred with two huge camel humps.
> >He fell in love and married a beautiful
> >female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump.
> >
> >
> >As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful
> >baby boy camel, born with no humps.
> >
> >
> >They contemplated long and hard on what to call their
> >beautiful little boy.
> >
> >They finally decided on ...
>
> >
> >Humpfree
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
de-calf-inated.
Grooooooaaaaaan. **** that's BAD.
