@glitterbag,
Quote:Question: if you had a 10 inch penis growing out of you forehead, how much of it would you be able to see?
Answer: none of it, your testicles would cover your eyes.
Which would be an advantage in a large number of cases.
Game Of Thrones are auditioning for a tall beautiful woman, and a beautiful six foot blonde woman auditioned and got the part.
On her first day on set, one of the cast members came up to her and said, 'Your hair smells really beautiful.' She was a bit taken aback, but decided not to do anything about it.
The next day on set, the same cast member came up to her and said, 'Your hair smells even better today than it did yesterday. By now she was feeling quite uncomfortable, but still decided not to take any action.
On the third day however, he put his arm around her and snuggled in saying, 'Your hair smells really gorgeous today, even better than before.'
By now she had enough and complained to the casting director who said, 'He's probably just being friendly, don't worry about it.'
And she said, 'But it's Peter Dinklage.'
@panzade,
I didn't know whether to post it here or on the nerd humour thread, but I thought the badness is stronger than the nerdity.
@izzythepush,
Agreed. One of the tough questions in life.
whats white and shoots across the sky?
The cumming of the lord....
Whats white and shoots after it
The 2nd cumming.....
@BDV,
u gonna go to hell 4 sure! LOL
from my daughter..
Q: What do you call a man with no shins?
A: Tony
(I didn't think it was that funny but she said I should post it here...)
OK, i'm a dumby, i don't see the joke . . .
where did sadam keep his cd's before he was executed?
in a rack..............
what do u call an irishman who lies in front of a fire?
mat
