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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2014 09:07 pm
@Frank Apisa,
ahahah!
anonymously99
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2014 11:18 pm
@Ragman,
Neutral
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2014 06:25 pm
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you
can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much
on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and
I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be
is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old
heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
panzade
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2014 06:54 pm
@Phoenix32890,
very clever.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2014 07:02 pm
@Phoenix32890,
I've been in Fallible - don't try and prove me wrong.

I've been in Conclusive too, I think.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2014 08:34 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10172821_745400552147989_3463767900597598133_n.jpg
anonymously99
 
  0  
Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2014 12:12 am
@Region Philbis,
Wa·ter·mel·on Shocked
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Advocate
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2014 04:48 pm
@Phoenix32890,
I have been in all those places, but have never seen you.
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vonny
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 02:12 pm
http://i.imgur.com/ZLwU7Up.jpg
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vonny
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 02:29 pm
http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-dog-Alaskan-Klee-Kai-joke-1.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 06:05 pm
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/1560473_10203143842738538_1344644647631045212_n.jpg
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 06:14 pm
@hingehead,
made me laugh..
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 14 Apr, 2014 07:12 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10155673_252022768335243_8366628494535737018_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
  4  
Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 03:52 pm

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10154247_10154067961280377_9142837944727652156_n.jpg
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 05:46 pm
@Region Philbis,
Oh man . . . that was long overdue.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 06:14 pm
I would still like to know how some people type the backward d.
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anonymously99
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 06:16 pm
@Region Philbis,
You found my coffee cup. Shocked
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 06:19 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/breakingbadcoffee_zps35f3eb3c.png
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 16 Apr, 2014 10:21 pm
@panzade,
The shades of night were falling fast, but I got a pretty good look any way,

Followed by "she had nine buttons on her nightgown but she could only fasten eight"

Both stolen from the deceased self described song butchers, Homer and Jethro. Those two were accomplished and gifted musicians, I'm sorry they are no longer with us, check out their music, you won't see any one like them again in your your lifetime. But they were uber gifted.
panzade
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2014 07:42 am
@glitterbag,
Yeah we talked about them and their version of I'm Movin' On.
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