A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy,too.
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The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
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I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?”
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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
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Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
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The man was astonished. He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can?” The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.It said:
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“Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
So the other day I was telling some sheep jokes... I guess they didn't get it..they were all like "baa" and ran away.
He said, sheepishly . . .
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
@vonny,
That was wonderfully awful.
@ossobuco,
Love that joke, but I have difficulty remembering most things, so I'm just trying to remember the punch line on this one plus "hare." LOL Hopefully, I'll remember when I'm in Cambodia and Vietnam the day after tomorrow.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself..... "Well this changes everything"
@Region Philbis,
I remember the time when, as a UN observer, I was sent to Bosnia to investigate the possible genocide of thousands of snowmen.
On closer inspection, it turned out to be a field of carrots.
@lmur,
That one took me a minute to get..
but wasn't bad.
@vonny,
A whole passel of baaaad.
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
Why?' asked the pilot.
Because I'm a photographer for CNN', he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .. You're NOT my flight instructor?'
