A couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.
The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband.
The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email.
Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address
In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.
She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.
The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:
To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.
Your Devoted Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Did you hear about the Chinese man murdered in the storage cupboard?
He was taken by supplies.
(vale Benny Hill)
@hingehead,
Actually, there are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count...
...and those who can't.
@edgarblythe,
Clever.
You know, if it wasn't for this and a couple of similar threads, I'd have to find something useful to do with my time.
@roger,
Being useful is no good. It just jacks with a lazy day.
@Frank Apisa,
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those that know binary...
...and those that don't.
What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney.
@hingehead,
What's up with the difference between Elton John and Walt Disney hinge?
I was at a dinner hosted by my boss and his wife.
"How many pototoes would you like?" she asked.
"Just one for me please," I replied.
"Now, now," she said, "there's no need to be polite.
"OK then. I'll have one, you fat cow."
@lmur,
lmur wrote:
Quote:I was at a dinner hosted by my boss and his wife.
"How many pototoes would you like?" she asked.
"Just one for me please," I replied.
"Now, now," she said, "there's no need to be polite."
"OK then. I'll have one, you fat cow."
anon replied:
You don't hear me calling you a fag do you.
