I'm delighted we have you to set and define the standards of humor and decency Advocate. God bless you and keep up the good work.
Excrement bothers him? After all the goofy sh*t he posts about Israel? Hypocrite.
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
Excrement bothers him? After all the goofy sh*t he posts about Israel? Hypocrite.
I don't post any latrine jokes about Israel.
Ain't you f*ckin' virtuous, Church Lady.
@Setanta,
Church Lady never said that.
Realizing that you love excrement, and that it is a big part of your life and surroundings, I guess I offend you. I guess you are just a poor little **** head.
@Advocate,
That's rich coming from a racist faecophiliac.
Just tried to mount a picture on the wall...
Nailed it!
@blueveinedthrobber,
Quote:I'm delighted we have you to set and define the standards of humor and decency Advocate. God bless you and keep up the good work.
How about shitting on the table cloth and ******* the chicken in the fridge bvt?
This is an old classic. Some of you may have seen it already.
Recipe For Christmas Rum Cake
Ingredients:
1 or 2 qts. of rum
1 cup butter
1/8 tsp. sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts
Directions:
Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right! To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanshile, it’s important to make sure the rum is of the finest quality—try another cup.
Open the second quart of rum if necessary. Add 1 arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druits and beat till high.
If the druits get stuck in the beats, just pru it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again for cinscistincy.
Next, sift 3 cups of salt and feffer (it really doesn’t matter). Sample the wum again.
Sift 1 pint of lemon goose, add 1 bablespoon of brown thugar, of whatever color tou can find. Mix well. Grease oven, turn cake pan to 350 greeds.
Noe, pour the whole mess sinto the boven and ake. Check the crum again and go to bed.
@hingehead,
What do you call a bull masturbating in the pasture?
Beef strokin' off.
Don't push. I'm goin'.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
'What's up Jimmy?' he asks.
'Piston broke,' he replies.
Aye, same as masel.
@blueveinedthrobber,
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
'What's up Jimmy?' he asks.
'Piston broke,' he replies.
Aye, same as masel.
Okay, I tried it several times with a Scottish accent...but still don't get it.
I give up.
Steaming and skint= drunk and broke. piston broke = pissed and broke which equals drunk and broke.
@blueveinedthrobber,
It's a very old joke. This sew on patch for motorcycle leathers has been around since I was a kid.
@izzythepush,
and therefore just right for this thread?
