@Roberta,
That's it, Roberta. You're now banned from the Good Jokes thread forever.
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”
@Region Philbis,
Thanks for bringing back my childhood in one picture....reeg
@edgarblythe,
edgar, your mom is really pissed at you!
@panzade,
don martin was one of a kind...
Did you hear about the inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school and popped everything with a pin?
When the headmaster caught up with him he accused him of letting the whole school down.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents?
Shell-fish
What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas?
An advent colander
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
Did you hear about the inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school and popped everything with a pin?
When the headmaster caught up with him he accused him of letting the whole school down.
That is an extremely bad joke. You should be proud.
A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."
@Advocate,
Bad, really bad - but worth a good laugh!
@vonny,
vonny wrote:
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
This will be my signature for the next two days.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Poker face.
Man: I'll have the steak and kiddley pie, please.
Waiter: I think you mean steak and kidney?
Man: That's what I said, diddle I?
I've started dating this Jewish podiatrist. I'm in love with her footspa.
What do you call a man who's been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder?
These are good crackers, aren't they? Who bought these?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?
He has Santa claws!
