@panzade,
If she didn't really say it, she probably just didn't think of it.
Snopes says Sarah didn't say it. It was published as satire.
A 10 year-old' boy's aunt was awarded custody because his parents were beating him unmercifully.
Quote:The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
@Region Philbis,
Quote:King Henry was on his way to Scotland, and stopped at a pub just outside Preston where he was so over the moon about the beef he was served that he drew his sword and knighted the joint.
The pub where this event was said to have taken place is called The Sirloin. It's about 5 miles outside Preston on the Blackburn road. I have boozed in there a good few times in my younger days. In fact an old pal of mine owns it. Although the state he was in last time I saw him was such that I don't have a great deal of confidence that he is still with us.
I hope so though.
Saw this on FB this morning. Cute
Quote:An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and after eating, the wives left the table and went to the kitchen.
The two old guys were talking and one said, "Last night we went to a new restaurant which was great. I would recommend it highly."
The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man replied, "Mmmm, I forgot. Lemmie think."
Afer thinking hard, he asked, "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
The 2nd man said, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the first man.
He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
@panzade,
That isn't bad Panzade. It's brilliant!
Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
An englishman buys a remote cottage in the scottish highlands.
The first evening there's a knock at the door, he opens it and finds a big hairy jock standing there in kilt, sporran, tam-o-shanter and toting a set of bagpipes.
"Och aye the noo" he says,"I live in the cottage doon the glen and i'd like to invite ye to a party there tonight, there'll be lots of singing, dancing, drinking and wild wild sex!"
"Thanks very much" says the englishman,"how many people will be there?"
"Just the two of us laddie!" replies the scotsman.
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?" The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?" The person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it."
@vonny,
True story:
My mother-in-law took her (elderly) neighbor with her to the UT/Rice football game. While the band was on the field spelling out their desire for victory she asked, "Who's Beatrice?"
@Romeo Fabulini,
Great. All three of them, but maybe they should go in "Funny Pictures".
@DrewDad,
That got a chuckle from me...
@roger,
He's just dancing to his own tune - thus faux christian verse in the atheist thread and a newspaper headline in Funny Signs. Or maybe comprehension just isn't his thing.
