@cicerone imposter,
Wait a minute! Mine was much better.
@Advocate,
Of course it was....of course!
@Advocate,
Okay, you get four stars for yours.
@Romeo Fabulini,
How did that photo come about?
'Darling, can you take a picture of me curling one off in the bush?'
@izzythepush,
I found the lion pic on the net, somebody probably photoshopped it.
Remember, internet-land is like Strawberry Fields where nothing is necessarily real, ha ha..
@Romeo Fabulini,
I thought the lioness was photoshopped, but there's no getting over the picture of a woman having a ****.
@vonny,
That was really, really awful . . . i congratulate you.
@Setanta,
Hurrah - success at last!
@Romeo Fabulini,
Her big mistake was choosing the lion's living room.
@hingehead,
Some from column A, some from \column B
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:
How did that photo come about?
'Darling, can you take a picture of me curling one off in the bush?'
No, I think she's saying "Darling, there's some human shitting in our bedroom!"
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunken friend, "You are wrong. That's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
@Advocate,
Advocate wrote:
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunken friend, "You are wrong. That's not the moon, that's the sun."
Both started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
This one belongs in the "Really good jokes" thread, Advocate. I'm laughing as I'm typing.
@Frank Apisa,
Thanks Frank. I cheated a bit.
I loved the Penguin joke above.
....off the beaten track a bit...
Somebody posted on FB that Sarah Palin had explained how Jesus celebrated Easter while he was traveling through Galilee.
I had to chuckle
