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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jun, 2013 07:36 pm
Is it ironic that I joined the mile high club while flying on Virgin?
Advocate
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 07:17 am
@hingehead,
That's okay, but not up to your usual high standards.
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 07:43 am
@hingehead,
No, it's fitting.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:06 pm
@Advocate,
Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:17 pm
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922710_608897345797947_544497219_n.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:29 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.

But is it autobiographical? That's the important thing. Wink
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 08:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
Nah - I was travelling on the weekend without any interweb connection and my brain wondered insanely and you're copping what I remember musing about. For example, have you ever noticed that Dyson Airblades encourage negative voting in the Occupy movement?
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2740/4319017749_121dbfcc58.jpg


And how easy it would be to mistake a lift for a toilet if you were illiterate?
http://www.archersafetysigns.co.uk/images/l/lift150LG.jpg http://images.all-free-download.com/images/graphicmedium/men_women_bathroom_clip_art_9342.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 10:09 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1530_681458625216927_1788900849_n.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 07:29 pm
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/07/de/80/07de808cc236c676ff9719d466a258e7.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 07:37 pm
http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/af/e6/30/afe6308a3f2be40b18b2e521045bb08c.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 09:15 pm
@hingehead,
Till death do us part....
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 11:33 am
@cicerone imposter,
Bryan Lee O'Malley @radiomaru wrote:
4m
My favorite band used to be Various Artists but their last few albums have been kinda spotty :/
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 11:36 am
@tsarstepan,
And my favorite band is Lost Cat.

You haven't heard of them?? Funny.

I see their posters everywhere.

Joe( Cool )Nation
Debacle
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 01:51 pm
@Joe Nation,
I've seen them, Joe. Sorta like the Nuts in the Hood.

http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a589/tinymorsel/imagesCA4N5DF6_zps66917984.jpg

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 07:04 am
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/ea/6a/08/3e/c8136fae892c4a21a2e0aec58cee45ad.jpg
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/fb/10/db/64/d2792bfa2fde4b6f94c5b03bf4a4b3b3.jpg
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/74/17/ab/31/d1c79494d2e34126bf602c3e286370ad.jpg
http://tapastic.com/episode/8710
Quote:
Tumblr Ask: Terrible Pun edition
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 10:54 am
@tsarstepan,
It means extinction rex.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 03:07 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/af/e6/30/afe6308a3f2be40b18b2e521045bb08c.jpg


How could you?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jun, 2013 03:53 pm
I saw an advert in the paper today.
"ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $55,000 - $60,000.
So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000.
Your welcome."
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jun, 2013 07:27 pm
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969586_10201329326297623_672238304_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jun, 2013 09:20 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1017273_673585149323173_653072267_n.jpg
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