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Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

 
 
Advocate
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 07:17 am
@hingehead,
That's okay, but not up to your usual high standards.
panzade
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 07:43 am
@hingehead,
No, it's fitting.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:06 pm
@Advocate,
Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:17 pm
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922710_608897345797947_544497219_n.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 03:29 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.

But is it autobiographical? That's the important thing. Wink
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jun, 2013 08:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
Nah - I was travelling on the weekend without any interweb connection and my brain wondered insanely and you're copping what I remember musing about. For example, have you ever noticed that Dyson Airblades encourage negative voting in the Occupy movement?
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2740/4319017749_121dbfcc58.jpg


And how easy it would be to mistake a lift for a toilet if you were illiterate?
http://www.archersafetysigns.co.uk/images/l/lift150LG.jpg http://images.all-free-download.com/images/graphicmedium/men_women_bathroom_clip_art_9342.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 10:09 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1530_681458625216927_1788900849_n.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 07:29 pm
http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/736x/07/de/80/07de808cc236c676ff9719d466a258e7.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 07:37 pm
http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/af/e6/30/afe6308a3f2be40b18b2e521045bb08c.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jun, 2013 09:15 pm
@hingehead,
Till death do us part....
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 11:33 am
@cicerone imposter,
Bryan Lee O'Malley @radiomaru wrote:
4m
My favorite band used to be Various Artists but their last few albums have been kinda spotty :/
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 11:36 am
@tsarstepan,
And my favorite band is Lost Cat.

You haven't heard of them?? Funny.

I see their posters everywhere.

Joe( Cool )Nation
Debacle
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jun, 2013 01:51 pm
@Joe Nation,
I've seen them, Joe. Sorta like the Nuts in the Hood.

http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a589/tinymorsel/imagesCA4N5DF6_zps66917984.jpg

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 07:04 am
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/ea/6a/08/3e/c8136fae892c4a21a2e0aec58cee45ad.jpg
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/fb/10/db/64/d2792bfa2fde4b6f94c5b03bf4a4b3b3.jpg
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/74/17/ab/31/d1c79494d2e34126bf602c3e286370ad.jpg
http://tapastic.com/episode/8710
Quote:
Tumblr Ask: Terrible Pun edition
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 10:54 am
@tsarstepan,
It means extinction rex.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jun, 2013 03:07 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/736x/af/e6/30/afe6308a3f2be40b18b2e521045bb08c.jpg


How could you?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jun, 2013 03:53 pm
I saw an advert in the paper today.
"ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $55,000 - $60,000.
So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000.
Your welcome."
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jun, 2013 07:27 pm
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969586_10201329326297623_672238304_n.jpg
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jun, 2013 09:20 am

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1017273_673585149323173_653072267_n.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jun, 2013 02:45 pm
The winter snowfalls in Scotland were higher than average, and after two weeks the snow was piled four to six metres high.

Rescue workers and Red Cross volunteers were out and about with long bamboo poles trying to locate cars under the snow piles to rescue anyone who might be trapped.

One Red Cross laddie pokes his bamboo pole deep into the snow and discovers it has gone down a farmhouse chimney.

He calls out: ''Is there anyone doon tharrr?''

A moment later a voice replies: ''Yes, who are yoo?''

''I'm from the Red Cross,'' the rescuer replies.

''Goo awayee,'' comes the irritated response, ''we gave to you last week!''



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