@hingehead,
That's okay, but not up to your usual high standards.
@Advocate,
Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
Thanks advo, that's actually high praise for something I made up myself. And thanks panz, it is pretty bad.
But is it autobiographical? That's the important thing.
@tsarstepan,
Nah - I was travelling on the weekend without any interweb connection and my brain wondered insanely and you're copping what I remember musing about. For example, have you ever noticed that Dyson Airblades encourage negative voting in the Occupy movement?
And how easy it would be to mistake a lift for a toilet if you were illiterate?
@hingehead,
Till death do us part....
@tsarstepan,
And my favorite band is Lost Cat.
You haven't heard of them?? Funny.
I see their posters everywhere.
Joe(
)Nation
@Joe Nation,
I've seen them, Joe. Sorta like the Nuts in the Hood.
I saw an advert in the paper today.
"ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $55,000 - $60,000.
So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000.
Your welcome."
The winter snowfalls in Scotland were higher than average, and after two weeks the snow was piled four to six metres high.
Rescue workers and Red Cross volunteers were out and about with long bamboo poles trying to locate cars under the snow piles to rescue anyone who might be trapped.
One Red Cross laddie pokes his bamboo pole deep into the snow and discovers it has gone down a farmhouse chimney.
He calls out: ''Is there anyone doon tharrr?''
A moment later a voice replies: ''Yes, who are yoo?''
''I'm from the Red Cross,'' the rescuer replies.
''Goo awayee,'' comes the irritated response, ''we gave to you last week!''
