Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

Why have all you guys stopped posting bad jokes?

Here's a bad joke for you, Andy.

Last night I tried four times to PM you, and four times the A2K Grinch ate my message. Just as well, the 4th one wasn't fit reading anyhow.

Who's the major-domo of this place nowadays? Needs to do some serious tweaking of the innerds.

Look in your mailbox, D. I just PM'd you.

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.

Too bad!!!!!!

That is beyond the pale.

A baaaad one:

A medical doctor was just about to fall asleep at night when the phone ringed. The caller said: Doctor, sorry to call you so late but you must come at once! Our baby has swallowed a condom!

So the doctor gets dressed in some hurry. When he is about to leave, the phone rings again. He picks it up and the same guy says: "No problem doctor, you can go back to bed, we found another one."

Another baaaaaaaaad one:

A boy tells his father: "Daddy, I made sex for the first time yesterday."

The father is shocked, flabbergasted! His kid is 13 but he sees him as a baby still... He gasps a long breath and thinks: "I'm gona kill him!" Looking at his boy, he calms down a bit and now he changes his mind: "No! I should be supportive, positive about this."

So he asks his kid: "Oh errrr... was it errrr... good?" and the kid answers: "Well, it's the first time so.... my asshole aches a bit."



Sorry....

Sorry, but I'm lactose intolerant.

You're a muenster for posting that !

I don't think I camembert it!

Camembert is a Swiss canton, ain't it?