Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of liquid paper.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction!
@hingehead,
Know what really gets you going? You reach for the KY Jelly and pick up the Bengay instead.
@cicerone imposter,
Try Bengay and let me know what you decide.
@roger,
Do you apply it to your penis?
@cicerone imposter,
Not on purpose! You do as you wish, of course.
A man and his wife hurriedly walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out
in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for
the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a
10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time
to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have
his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..."
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@Region Philbis,
.....but that's three! LOL One is considered "minimum."
@cicerone imposter,
yeah-but... what about the three-drink minimum?
@Region Philbis,
Didn't think of that! I remain corrected.
@Region Philbis,
Am I too controlling of my wife? I haven't decided yet. (Stewart Francis)
@Region Philbis,
Am I the only one concerned that this guy is joking around and barefooted near glass bottles of acid (also noting that mysterious cut on his right leg)?
A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker?
The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!"
