this horsemeat scandal started with tesco's value range beefburgers, who also got their burgers from silvercrest.
cue the horsemeat jokes which i've refrained from posting as i wasn't sure how well known the scandal was outside the uk.
Tesco are offering all customers who bought the horse burgers a free upgrade to their new high speed mobile internet service 4GG.
a man walks into tesco's cafe and asks for a burger. the bloke behind the counter asks "would you like anything on that?"
man replies, "yeah, a fiver each way."
despite the recent furore surrounding tesco beefburger patties, sales remain stable.
i think someone is sending me death threats.
woke up this morning with a tesco burger on my pillow.
tesco's veggie burgers are being tested for traces of uniquorn.
despite HMV, and Blockbuster recently going into administration, you can still buy steven spielbergs's "Warhorse"..
at the frozen food aisle in tesco.
a cow walks into a bar. barman asks, "why the long face?"
cow replies, "[email protected]
#king illegal ingredients, stealing our jobs!"
my doctor said i should watch what i eat.
so i've booked tickets to the grand national.
a spokesperson for tesco has stated that they have been supplied by silvercrest for a long time.
looks like the scandal had been going on for donkey's years.
i had some tesco burgers for dinner last night.
i still have a bit between my teeth.
just lost my job as a shelf stacker at tesco, where the packet of frozen beefburgers i threw at dave's head hit the store manager by mistake.
apparently they dont tolerate horse-play.
just checked the sell-by date on my tesco burgers.
...aaaaaaaand they're off!
apparently the horses used in the tesco burgers were abused before being sent to the abbatoir.
police are asking anyone with information about jimmy saddle to come forward.
think the horse DNA in beefburgers is bad??
wait till they have to explain the farmer DNA in the lamb-chops.
i'm not one for bragging,
but i'm hung like a tesco burger.
ok, ok, these tesco burger jokes are becoming lame.