and finally for tonight, some poetry...
roses are red,
violets are blue,
most poems rhyme,
but this one doesnt.
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i've got alzheimers,
this little piggy went to market.
roses are red, but they also come in a variety of other colours,
violets are not blue...they are violet,
i suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder,
and my poetry skills are crap too.
A small plane bound for Hollyhead crashed shortly after take-off from a Dublin airport, plowing into a cemetery. A Garda spokesman reports that the remains of 175 people have been recovered so far, but that they are still digging.
@Berty McJock,
A dwarf walks into the bar and says "give me a tall one!"
Whattya mean I have a short attention span...?
Hey look! A cute kitty!
@Advocate,
Quote:You have a hell of a nerve telling us that joke.
Any particular reason you think that?
@panzade,
I have to admit I didn't get the gist of the complaint, either. I'm trying and failing to understand it as another joke.
@Berty McJock,
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator
Guy walks into a bar.
Says "Ouch!"
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Well, Buddy . . . do you want a drink?" Descartes says: "I think not." . . . and vanishes.
(I know, it's an old one, but i like it.)
did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?
she got a job in a warehouse.
dyslexia rule's, KO!
@panzade,
how many attention deficit hyperactivity disorder sufferers does it take to change a let's go ride our bikes!
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metabad-joke is sponsoring this thread. Right now, I'm seeing Brookhaven Retreat ad for depression in women treatment facility.
Excellent job Google for providing an ironic ad.
Oh? Keep up the incredible work Berty!
old macdonald was dyslexic,
i,o,i,o,e.
@tsarstepan,
i just noticed that the cover on my ironing board is wrinkled.
i chuckled to myself at the irony.
then i chuckled again because "ironing"and "irony" both have the word "iron" in them.
careful what you wish for tsarstepan...you'll be begging me to stop before you know it!
and while we're on the subject of irony, and this one is in quite bad taste, so if you are easily offended don't read on. (still trying to guage the exact depth of depravity deemed aceptable on here :p )
disabled toilets.
ironically, the only toilet large enough to run around in.
there's been a break in at the local puzzle factory.
authorities are still trying to piece things together.
i've invented a new game where i swear and shout insults at people to see who will punch me first.
i call it russian tourette.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy.
