Clinton step out of his Airforce One with a large pig under one arm. As he arrived down the steps a major was waiting for him and give a stiff salute, saying to the president, "That's a handsome pig SIR". Clinton thanked him and corrected him: "This is not a pig major; it's fine Arkansas razorback....I got him for Hilary." The sargent responded: "That's a fine exchange, SIR."
A couple was having a party at their house. An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it. He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home. He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."
@JLNobody,
JLNobody wrote:
Clinton step out of his Airforce One with a large pig under one arm. As he arrived down the steps a major was waiting for him and give a stiff salute, saying to the president, "That's a handsome pig SIR". Clinton thanked him and corrected him: "This is not a pig major; it's fine Arkansas razorback....I got him for Hilary." The sargent responded: "That's a fine exchange, SIR."
I thought it was disgusting. How would you like it were someone to use your wife as the butt of such a joke?
@Advocate,
Remember, Ad -- these are supposed to be "really bad" jokes.
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:
Remember, Ad -- these are supposed to be "really bad" jokes.
Does "bad" include disgusting?
@Region Philbis,
I can't see that image, Region.
@roger,
I do trust you. I just wonder why it doesn't show up on my monitor screen.
@Lustig Andrei,
try pasting the url into the address bar
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/happy/big-grin-smiley-emoticon.gif
and then come back here...
@Region Philbis,
Damn! You won't believe this but at this moment I'm using the free wifi at the local public library to be online. They won't let me access that URL because there's some sort of child-proofing censor on their wifi setup. (There's one site I couldn't get onto a few days ago because, I was told,there are ads for women's lingerie there.
)
@Lustig Andrei,
Of course, you only know of those ads because they told you so. Right?
@roger,
Strangely enough, that's right. Ads like that are actually awfully tame.
@Lustig Andrei,
I oncet looked inside a jcpenney catalog. Oh, my lord!
@roger,
Don't look at Victoria's Secret catalogs. You'll have a heart attack.
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:
Damn! You won't believe this but at this moment I'm using the free wifi at the local public library to be online. They won't let me access that URL because there's some sort of child-proofing censor on their wifi setup. (There's one site I couldn't get onto a few days ago because, I was told,there are ads for women's lingerie there.
)
Does that library thing apply just to you?
Just another bad joke.
Robot joke:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he is certainly your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story.
P.S. Robot For Sale
