A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago . The little boy, who had been looking out the
window, turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to
ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the
flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother
tell you to ask me?'
The boy said, 'Yes, she did.'
'Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. And then ask her to
explain that to you.